Vacuuming one Lego - negligible.

Vacuuming all the Lego - irresponsible

The line - somewhere in between.

I am a thought leader.

I lead thoughts. I walk in the front of the thoughts and I lead them. “Follow me, thoughts!” I yell. I lead them in circles, through the night, like brave soldiers. Round and round we roam. Our mission is… something important! My therapist says I have manic anxiety! Round and round I lead these thoughts. I am a thought leader!

We need to reach across the aisle to our counterparts and bridge the gap, so…

people who use umbrellas: I don’t get it, but I’m willing to listen.